Remain Calm — Pauly Shore, Nick Swardson and Doug Jones Bring You a Creature That Eats Anxiety

You clock in at 11 PM. Fluorescents buzzing. Slushie machine humming.

Your night-shift partner won’t stop chewing. Somewhere between the beef jerky and the expired taquitos, a man in a suit walks through the door — smiling. Wrong kind of smiling. He tells you the rules, and the rules are simple: whatever stalks the lot tonight can hear your heartbeat in your throat. It can smell the sweat blooming under your collar. So don’t panic. Don’t flinch. Don’t even look nervous.

Easy, right?

Now hit the lights, turn this one UP, and meet Mr. Frett.

Watch the Film

Quick Specs

• The news: Remain Calm, a free 13-minute horror-comedy short, dropped on YouTube October 12 — and it’s already racking up views like a gas station racking up Slurpee refills.
• Directed/written by: Jake Lewis (story with Sam Lewis)
• Starring: Pauly Shore and Nick Swardson as gas station clerks Matt and Erwin; Doug Jones as the government agent “Grin Man”; Kevin Keppy (Smile) as Mr. Frett; Zoran Gvojic and Rell Battle as Suit Man 1 & 2
• The monster: Mr. Frett — a practical-effects creature (by Gorgazma) that detects and devours anyone showing the slightest anxiety, stress, or panic
• Where to watch: Free on YouTube right now — perfect Halloween-season bite

Harper’s Extras

• Craving rule-based horror? Revisit A Quiet Place and Bird Box — the rule is always the real monster.
• For more Doug Jones creature magic, the man’s filmography is a haunted house unto itself.
• Kevin Keppy’s earlier nightmare shift: Smile (2022) — anxiety was the whole brand there too.
• Pair this with a late-night gas station snack run. You know the one. Just… stay calm about it.

FAQ

Q: Is Remain Calm really free? A: Yes — the full 13-minute short is on YouTube, free, no strings attached. Halloween came early.

Q: Who plays the monster? A: Kevin Keppy (Smile) plays Mr. Frett, brought to life with practical creature effects by Gorgazma.

Q: What does Doug Jones do in it? A: Jones plays “Grin Man,” a government agent who warns the clerks about Mr. Frett — smiling the whole time, naturally.

Q: Will there be a feature version? A: Pauly Shore says he’d be in. Nothing’s announced — but 13 minutes of this? The people would show up.

Source: Collider exclusive first look, October 12, 2026.

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